Qualified for Nothing

The advice podcast you didn't know you needed.

Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.

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your hosts

Celaine's ASMR

Soothing Specialist

meme farmer hamish

Comedy Genius

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