Qualified for Nothing Podcast
Effective Date: 27 April 2026
Qualified for Nothing ("we," "us," or "our") is a podcast produced by meme farmer studios and jointly owned by meme farmer studios, GASP Entertainment, and Celaine's ASMR. We are committed to respecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we handle information in connection with our website and podcast.
We do not collect or store any personally identifiable information (PII) from visitors to our website.
If you contact us via email - for example, by submitting a listener question to help@qualifiedfornothing.com or a business enquiry to business@qualifiedfornothing.com - any personal information you include in that email is provided voluntarily by you. We will use it only to respond to your enquiry or, where applicable, to prepare podcast content.
If you submit a problem or question for the podcast, your name and any identifying details will be removed unless you explicitly request otherwise. By submitting, you acknowledge that we accept no responsibility for any advice given or outcomes that follow. Any personal information left in your submission is your own responsibility to remove. Not all submissions will make it to air.
We use Microsoft Clarity to analyse how visitors interact with our website. Microsoft Clarity may collect data such as:
Data collected by Microsoft Clarity is subject to the Microsoft Privacy Statement. This data is used solely to improve the website experience and is not sold or shared for advertising purposes.
Microsoft Clarity may use cookies or similar tracking technologies to collect and store data. You can manage or disable cookies through your browser settings, though doing so may affect your experience on the site. You may also opt out of personalised experiences via Microsoft's privacy dashboard.
Our podcast is distributed through third-party platforms including, but not limited to, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube Podcasts, and Amazon Music. Your use of those platforms is subject to their own privacy policies. We encourage you to review them:
Our social media presence is subject to the respective privacy policies of each platform (including but not limited to YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Twitch, Twitter/X, Discord, etc.).
We do not store personal data on our servers. Emails you send us are held within standard email infrastructure. We take reasonable precautions to maintain the security of communications, but no method of transmission over the internet is 100% secure.
Our website and podcast are not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe a child has submitted personal information to us, please contact us and we will delete it promptly.
We may update this Privacy Policy periodically. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Continued use of our website after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the revised policy.
This Privacy Policy is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of New Zealand.
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at:
hamish@memefarmerstudios.com or
business@qualifiedfornothing.com
By using our website, you acknowledge that you have read and understand this Privacy Policy.