Terms of Use

1. Use of the Website

You may use our website for personal, non-commercial purposes in compliance with these Terms of Use and all applicable laws. Unauthorised use - including attempts to interfere with the website's functionality, scrape content in bulk, or impersonate the podcast or its hosts - is prohibited.

2. Intellectual Property

All content on this website and associated podcast - including but not limited to audio, video, text, graphics, logos, and artwork - is the property of meme farmer studios, GASP Entertainment, and/or Celaine's ASMR and their respective creators, and is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws.

You may not reproduce, distribute, publicly perform, or create derivative works from any content without prior written consent. Short clips shared for the purposes of review or promotion are generally fine - when in doubt, get in touch.

3. Listener Submissions

By submitting a question or problem to help@qualifiedfornothing.com, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free licence to read, discuss, adapt, and broadcast your submission on the podcast. Your name and identifying details will be removed unless you explicitly request otherwise.

We accept no responsibility for any advice given on the podcast or any outcomes that follow. The podcast is entertainment - nothing we say should be taken as professional advice of any kind. Not all submissions will make it to air.

4. Third-Party Platforms

Our podcast is available through third-party platforms including, but not limited to, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and Amazon Music. Links to those platforms are provided for your convenience. Your use of those services is subject to their own terms and privacy policies, for which we accept no responsibility.

We also link to social media profiles of our hosts. Content on those platforms is subject to the respective platform's terms of service.

5. Disclaimers

This website and podcast are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not guarantee uninterrupted access, error-free operation, or that any information on the site is complete or up to date. Your use of our website is at your own risk.

The opinions expressed on the podcast are those of the individual hosts and do not constitute professional, legal, medical, financial, or any other form of advice.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, meme farmer studios, GASP Entertainment, Celaine's ASMR, and the hosts of Qualified for Nothing shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this website, the podcast, or any actions taken based on content contained therein.

7. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms of Use periodically. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Continued use of our website after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the revised terms.

8. Governing Law

These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of New Zealand.